The soft ninja is multi-tasking.

The soft ninja doesn't always know what he's doing.

The soft ninja contemplates upper body strength and his lack thereof.

Complicated pictures like this one are fun to do, but seriously slow down my output.

The soft ninja should be coming to your house, but he just figured out how to use On Demand.

The soft ninja will be gone by morning. Unless you start screaming.

The soft ninja is not as awesome as batman.

The soft ninja and the mullet ninja engage in Mortal Kombat 7.